THC
13.8–17.4%
CBD
0.2%
Genetics Split
Hippie Crippler is an easy-grow 80/20 sativa hybrid of AK-47 and Juanita la Lagrimosa, testing 14 to 17 percent THC.
No effect, terpene, flavor or medical-use data specific to Hippie Crippler has been published yet, so we don't guess. For what hybrid strains usually do, see the effects guide.
THC in this profile
17.4% THC
Growing Information
Flowering Time
8–9 weeks
Difficulty
easy
Height (Indoor)
100-120cm
Height (Outdoor)
150-200cm
Yield (Indoor)
500-600 g/m²
Yield (Outdoor)
600-800 g/plant
About Hippie Crippler
AK-47 meets Juanita la Lagrimosa in Hippie Crippler, a sativa-leaning hybrid at 80 percent sativa that, despite the intimidating name, is rated easy to grow. It reaches 100-120cm indoors or 150-200cm outdoors, flowering over eight to nine weeks for a substantial indoor return of 500 to 600 grams per square meter, or 600 to 800 grams per plant outdoors where it has room to stretch. THC tests between 14 and 17 percent, moderate strength that does not quite match the drama of the name. AK-47's genetics are well known for showing up across countless hybrids as a reliability booster, and here, paired with the less common Juanita la Lagrimosa, the result is a plant easy enough for a first-time grower to handle while still delivering yield numbers that would satisfy someone with more experience.
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Frequently Asked Questions about Hippie Crippler
Is Hippie Crippler an Indica, Sativa, or Hybrid?
Hippie Crippler is classified as a hybrid cannabis strain bred from a genetic cross of AK-47 × Juanita LA Lagrimosa.
What cannabinoid content is reported for Hippie Crippler?
Hippie Crippler: 17.4% THC and 0.2% CBD reported in our data. The THC figure, when present, is the upper end of the reported range, not a typical measured dose. Potency can vary across harvests, phenotypes, and growing conditions.