Vlad the Inhaler

About Vlad the Inhaler

Vlad the Inhaler Cannabis Seeds by White Label Seeds Genetics A masterful cross of Chernobyl and Stoopid Fruits, Vlad the Inhaler blends legendary lineage from Jack Herer, Trainwreck, Haze, and Strawberry Cough. This true 50/50 hybrid perfectly balances sativa and indica traits, delivering an incredibly versatile plant ideal for growers seeking both yield and quality. Growth and Apperance Vlad the Inhaler grows into relatively tall plants with solid branches and longer nodes—a testament to its balanced genetics. The upright sativa influence pairs seamlessly with sturdy indica structure, creating an open canopy that promotes excellent light penetration and airflow. Indoor: Expect plants to reach 110–160 cm with a flowering time of 60–65 days, producing generous yields of 460–650 g/m². Outdoor: Plants can tower up to 300 cm and yield 560–640 g per plant in natural sunlight. Buds are elongated and slightly airy, showcasing vibrant lime green hues accented by striking purples for a tropical aesthetic. Instead of one dominant cola, you’ll find multiple golf ball-sized buds spread along well-spaced nodes—making trimming straightforward thanks to their resin-rich but low-vegetation structure. Aroma & Flavour During flowering, the strain emits a powerful tropical aroma bursting with citrus, pineapple, and mango notes—strong enough that discreet growers should consider odor control measures. Once cured, buds reveal a luscious bouquet of juicy lime, tropical fruits, sweet berries, complemented by subtle diesel and acidic hints. The flavour mirrors the aroma, offering a vibrant tropical punch with bitter citrus and mango on inhale and smooth sour diesel on exhale. Effects The balanced high begins with uplifting euphoria and mental stimulation before easing into calming, gently sedating body relaxation. The cerebral effect is potent but manageable, making Vlad the Inhaler ideal for socializing or unwinding at home. Genetics: Chernobyl x Stoopid Fruits Type: 50/50 hybrid Flowering Time: 60–65 days Yield: 460–650 g/m² indoors; 560–640 g/plant outdoors Height: 110–160 cm indoors; up to 300 cm outdoors Flavours: Tropical fruits, Lime, Sweet Berries, Diesel, Acid Effects: Uplifting euphoria